Posted on 03/04/2009 6:49:42 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
FALMOUTH, Mass. A customer shopping at a Wal-Mart for a wallet claims he found something that definitely didn't fit the bill: human teeth.
Police say the man found 10 human teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet. One tooth had a filling.
The customer turned the wallet and the teeth over to employees at the Falmouth store but left without giving his name.
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Wow, that bites.
Those are the teeth of the Federal government.
Heh.
I once found two dead moths in a purse I bought from the Dollar Store, but this tooth story takes the cake.
Bite me!................What’s in YOUR wallet?.............................
And THAT, they think will take the place of the picture of B movie star Debra Paget that used to come with all wallets in the “picture” section with the little snap.
Ever notice how that feature of wallets has entirely vanished? They needed all that room for your PLASTIC.
Heh, heh, heh. He said Falmouth!
That’s one way to dispose of a body.
Rodney Dangerfield used to say that he was so ugly, his mother would keep the picture that came with the wallet instead of putting in his.
Some employee is going to get chewed out.
Walmart is a rent all.
Many people buy stuff and return it even if they used it and Walmart employees just put the stuff back on the shelves and resale it.
This is mostly true with baby swings, highchairs, baby beds, tents, sleeping bags, big screen tvs, and microwaves.
Most of the stuff is used for a weekend and taken back on Monday. no harm no foul right?
I can see this happening with a wallet.
and BTW I ain’t puttin down Walmart. I shop there I have just learned to be a smart shopper and never buy anything there that the packaging has been opened or looks suspect.
Walmart takes a bite out of high prices!
“Many people buy stuff and return it “
Your theory is that someone rented a cheap wallet???? Care to rethink that?
Occam’s razor states that someone in Central China probably fell asleep at the factory while they were working.
I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, ‘There goes the neighborhood!’”
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“When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother.”
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“When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream.”
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“Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?’”
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“When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.”
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“I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. There was nobody home.”
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“When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.”
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“When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names hers and her mother’s.”
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“With my wife, I don’t get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet.”
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“With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.”
No... I am just stating a fact that Walmart is a rent all.
Could a leftwing moonbat have “rented” a cheap wallet put teeth in it to make Walmart look bad? knowing the Chinese connection?
The Left hate Walmart...
So I will not recant.
lol...
bttt
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With the high prices of gold, I’ve worried about the the gold teeth and jewelery in graveyards being raided.
I left them there... 'cause the Øbamanation gonna get me new ones for free!
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